Saturday, February 6, 2021

Ten Largely Accepted Pro Sports Narratives with Which I Disagree

 

On Conference Championship Sunday, like many of you, I was watching the NFC Championship Game.  I was with my family, and, before the Packers’ 3rd-and-goal play (down by 8 points with slightly more than 2 minutes remaining) from the Tampa 8-yard line on the Packers’ last drive, I wondered aloud, “If the Packers don’t get any yardage here, will they kick a field goal?” 

Before I had time come to my own conclusion, Aaron Rodgers threw an incomplete pass on 3rd down, and Matt LaFleur sent out Mason Crosby (whose full-on gray hair makes him look pretty good for an old NFL guy, I must say) to kick the field goal.  If you are reading this article, I am sure you know all the details and have heard all the arguments ad infinitum about this allegedly being a terrible decision.  However, I was honestly 50/50 on what the Pack should do.

When it comes to analytics and win-probability calculations, it seems that the Packers’ decision to kick the field goal might have cost the Pack one percentage point in win probability.  It depends upon which site’s metrics you are using.  That said, I have a “5 Percentage Point” Rule when it comes to analytics.  I think that, if two choices at a given moment in a game provide win probabilities within 5 percentage points of each other, the coach should base his decision on things like: flow of the game, how his team is playing, how the other team is playing, what play calls the coach has in his pocket, and so on.  Of course, outside of this “5-percentage point” window, I say to stick with the analytics. 

Thus, in the case of the Packers on Sunday, my thoughts in favor of kicking the field goal were as follows:

1)     The Packers had already come up empty on three consecutive goal-to-go plays from the 8-yard line and had also had to settle for a FG on 4th and Goal in the first half.  Put simply, though Aaron Rodgers should be the NFL MVP, in the moment on Sunday, I did not think that he was going to convert on 4th and Goal from the 8.  (Note: I am usually the king of “going for it” on 4th downs, even dating back to Belichick against the Colts in 2009, but it is a different story with 8 yards to go and minimal ground for the defense to cover.)

2)     Being down 8 is only a quasi-one-possession game.  Take this from any Giants fan, as we saw the Giants score a TD down 8 against Tampa this year, only to miss the 2-pointer and lose the game.  Anyway, the Packers were less than 50% likely to score on the 2-point conversion, so that premise makes it more enticing to play for two scores than if down 7.

3)     Yes, Tom Brady is the GOAT.  However, I figured that, with the Bucs up 5 (assuming Crosby makes the FG) AND with Brady having thrown 3 second-half interceptions, he would play much more conservatively than if he were to receive the ball in a tie game with 2 minutes left.  (That said, I didn’t bank on the Packers’ defense lying down on that drive.)

 

I am not going to bother arguing the other side, because you heard that all last week. I am also not saying that the field goal was definitely the correct decision.  I am merely saying that I would have been OK with LaFleur making either decision.  (Good luck with your losers in Losertown, LaFleur!)  Plus, this situation caused me to reminisce about other sports moments over time in which the sports-watching public has bought nearly 100% into a narrative that I either do not believe or about which I am on the fence.  I am going to list nine such moments/narratives here, ranking them in increasing degree of disparity between what I believe and what the masses believe.  It is just a coincidence that the Seahawks, Rob’s favorite team, are involved with three of the nine.  He will love some of what I have to say and hate some of what I have to say.  Nevertheless, here is the list – I will show each entry as the narrative, followed by my counterargument.

 

9)            “Bill Buckner cost the Red Sox the 1986 World Series.” – This would have likely been #1 on the list if I had written the post before 2004.  However, Red Sox fans became more rational about Buckner after Boston won the 2004 World Series.  Anyway, in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series, the Mets were down by 2 with 2 outs in the Bottom of the 10th, with nobody on base.  The Sox were one out from a championship.  Then, the Mets put together three consecutive hits, with Kevin Mitchell scoring the tying run on a wild pitch.  Only then did Buckner’s error win the game for the Mets.

 

If Buckner makes the play and beats Mookie Wilson to the bag, the Red Sox and their awful bullpen have to go to the 11th inning demoralized by the fact that they had blown a lead with the champagne on ice.  It is likely they would have lost the game in the 11th or another inning.  That said, even with the Red Sox losing on Buckner’s error, Boston could have won the World Series in Game 7, and the Red Sox led THAT game 3-0 in the 6th inning before blowing the game.  It was a thrilling series for Mets fans, but it is a vast oversimplification to say that Buckner lost the series for Boston.

 

8)            “The Mets lost Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS to St. Louis because Carlos Beltran struck out.” – This one has maddened me for years.  This loss represents the only instance of which I have ever heard in which fans blame a team’s loss on a guy who made an out.  Even with a great on-base percentage, a player makes outs more often than he gets on base.  Anyway, I attended Game 7, and the Endy Chavez catch-turned-DP was one of the most thrilling moments of my life, but the 9th inning and subsequent walk to the 7-train was one of the most depressing moments.  That said, as nearly 60,000 despondent Mets fans filtered out of Shea Stadium that night, we knew that the Mets had lost because Yadier Molina had hit a 9th-inning homerun off Aaron Heilman.  I am not writing this to encourage Heilman to take heat.  It’s the playoffs, and someone has to win.  Someone has to lose.  However, blaming the guy (Carlos Beltran) who struck out to end the game (on a nasty curve from Adam Wainwright) will always seem short-sighted to me.

 

7)            “The Sabres were cheated out of the 1999 Stanley Cup because Brett Hull’s skate was in the crease.” – First off, the “in the crease” rules back then were ridiculous.  I still have PTSD from the 1997 Devils/Rangers series in which the Devils had goals disallowed in three consecutive games because of having an inconsequential skate barely in the crease.  Anyway, I watched the Stars/Sabres Game 6 in 1999 and saw Brett Hull score the Cup-clinching goal in triple-overtime.  Watching the goal live, it looked legit.  Watching the replay, we all saw Hull enter the crease after the puck had entered.  We saw the puck bounce briefly out of the crease, after which Hull brought it back into the crease and scored the goal.  We then heard the broadcasters say after the game that the rules (at the time) allowed a player with the puck in the crease to remain in the crease if the puck briefly exits the crease, so long as the player is bringing the puck back into the crease.  It is a reasonable rule, given that the player has not yet had time to exit the crease.  Anyway, any objective fan watching that game live felt like the goal was legit, and it was.  Thus, I feel that the Stars legitimately beat the Sabres to win the 1999 Cup.

 

6)           “The replacement refs in 2012 were terrible.  Look how they blew the Fail Mary!” – For the first three weeks of the 2012 NFL season, a contract dispute led to replacement officials refereeing NFL games.  Honestly, I did not think the games suffered as a result.  Then, on MNF in Week 3, the Seahawks won on a last-play Hail Mary from young Russell Wilson (in his third NFL game) to Golden Tate.  Never mind that some people thought that Tate should have been called for pass interference, as nobody ever calls pass interference on Hail Mary attempts.  The main issue was that the Packers’ defensive back caught the ball with his two hands and chest at the same moment that Tate caught the ball with one hand.  Yes, M.D. Jennings, the Packer, had “more possession”, I suppose, than Tate, but, for my entire life to that point (and since), we have all known that, if an offensive player and a defensive player both catch a ball, tie goes to the offense.  The receiver gets the ball.  As every talking head lost his or her mind in the days following that “Fail Mary”, I never heard a single person mention that simple “joint-possession” rule that we all know.  I do not think the rule has a clarification that two hands and a chest count as more than one hand.  Thus, I think Tate deserved the TD, as per the rule, and I think that regular NFL officials would have likely made the same call as the replacements.  Nevertheless, everyone used this moment to say that the replacement officials needed to go; the NFL quickly settled with the regular refs; and we have now been able to enjoy 9 years of ridiculing the regular refs again.

 

5)           “Brandon Bostick shouldn’t have tried to catch the onside kick with Jordy Nelson behind him!” – Wow, back-to-back entries in which the Seahawks broke the Packers’ hearts.  This one was with even more on the line, as it was the 2014 NFC Championship Game (played in 2015).  Anyway, a basic rule of onside kicks is that teams employ players with good hands and want those players to try to catch the kick.  Well, on this onside kick, Brandon Bostick jumped to catch the kick, which ultimately bounced off his head/chest region.  Somehow though, after the game, the prevailing narrative was that Bostick should have tried not to catch the ball but instead let Jordy Nelson (who was behind him) try to catch the ball.  This is literally the only time in NFL history that I have heard people argue that someone on the “hands” team should move out of the way of the ball to let someone else on his team catch it.  Onside kicks are bouncy and random.  If you have a chance to catch the ball, you try to catch it.  You don’t dive out of the way.  You can criticize Bostick for not catching the ball (though I still chalk the result up more to a random bounce than to Bostick making an error), but the criticism that he should not have tried to catch the ball has always been silly to me.

 

4)            “The Bills lost the Super Bowl to the Giants because Scott Norwood’s kick went wide-right.” – No, the Bills lost that Super Bowl because one of the best offenses in NFL history played conservatively on the last drive, as coach Marv Levy and QB Jim Kelly settled for a 47-yard field-goal attempt by a guy who had not made a field goal of that length or longer the entire season.  Seriously.  People act like Norwood Finkled a chip shot to cost the Bills the Super Bowl, but that is not the case.  When a team loses a Super Bowl because the team asks someone to do something he has never done during the entire season, do not blame that guy for being unsuccessful.  Blame the people (Marv Levy, Jim Kelly) who put that guy in that position.

 

3)            “The Astros are horrible, horrible, evil cheaters, and they should be stripped of their World Series crown!” – Ah, the good old days of January 2020, when this was the biggest issue on all of our minds!  Seriously though, baseball players have been stealing signs for time immemorial.  When I played, we tried to steal signs.  MLB players try to do it.  It is part of the game.  Technology is part of the game now too.  Thus, when I first heard about the Astros’ scandal, I shrugged my shoulders and said, “I kinda assumed that most teams were trying to do stuff like this.”

I don’t like all of the outrage along the lines of, “Yeah, stealing signs is fine, but everyone knows that it’s too far if you are using cameras to do it!!!”  Really?  That is quite an arbitrary endpoint if you ask me.  That is like stealing beer from the liquor store and criticizing the guy who is robbing the place of liquor at the same time.  Simply put, if teams have been stealing signs forever, and there is more technology than ever, why wouldn’t players be trying to use technology to steal signs?

Moreover, to give Carlos Beltran a second shout-out in this post, am I really expected to believe that both the 2017 Astros and 2018 Red Sox used cameras to steal signs but that, when Beltran moved from the 2017 Astros to the 2018 Yankees, he did not try to input some type of sign-stealing apparatus with the Yankees too?  I certainly don’t buy it.  I believe that every team has been doing some semblance of what the Astros did but that the Astros were simply better at it.  This actually analogous to how I feel about Bonds, Clemens, Sosa, McGwire, and A-Rod compared to everyone else who was taking steroids at the time.

 

2)            “Grady Little should have taken Pedro out!” – I watched pretty much every inning of the 2003 Red Sox’ playoff run.  I was a senior at Colgate, and my three roommates were all avid Red Sox fans.  Thus, I was rooting incredibly hard for Boston that year, and I knew first hand what an incredible dumpster fire the Red Sox’ bullpen was.  That is why I understood why Grady Little took the approach of pushing Pedro deeper than he usually went in games because it was Game 7 of the ALCS against the Yankees.  I understand him saying, “I’d rather go down swinging with a tired Pedro than a fresh Scott Sauerbeck.”  Similarly to the LaFleur situation, I am not saying that Little definitely made the right move; I am just saying that I think one could rationally defend Little’s move.  The sad thing though was that nobody defended Little, and it has always bothered me that Pedro didn’t defend Little.  I feel like almost every other pitcher in history would defend a manager for leaving him in for longer than he should have, but Pedro was silent. 

Anyway, as I watched Game 7 and watched Mike Mussina preside over the Yankees’ comeback, I feel confident in saying that, had Little gone to the pen a little earlier, the Yankees would have won the game anyway.

 

1)            “How do you not give the ball to Marshawn there???” – Well, if I didn’t anger Rob enough with #3, this should finish him off.  Like with the LaFleur call, I ask myself, “What was I thinking in the moment that the play happened?”  Well, in the case of Super Bowl XLIX, the Seahawks need one yard for a go-ahead touchdown, when the Pats’ Malcolm Butler pulled off the most famous interception in NFL history.  As I watched the play live though, I actually shouted, “Touchdown.”  It looked like Wilson had thrown a touchdown to a wide-open Ricardo Lockette, but my eyes deceived me into missing Malcolm Butler making a perfect break to intercept the ball.  Everyone else on the Pats’ defense thought the Seahawks were running the ball.  This is why I credit Butler for winning the game, rather than Pete Carroll and Darrell Bevell for losing the game by calling a pass.

People act like it was a given that Marshawn Lynch would have scored a TD if Seattle had run the ball on that fateful second down, but the Pats were clearly stacking the box against that possibility.  I know that some people say that Seattle should have run to try to take more time off the clock, but Seattle was down by 4.  Down 4, the Seahawks had to worry just about scoring a TD and let the clock fall as it may.  If Lynch had been stopped on second down, Seattle would have now had two chances with the pressure intensifying to score a TD.  Instead Carroll and Bevell made what I thought was a good play call, but Malcolm Butler made an even better play.

 

And there you have it.  Ten generally accepted sports narratives that I do not buy!

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